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General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Genius is no more than childhood recaptured at will, childhood equipped now with man's physical means to express itself, and with the analytical mind that enables it to bring order into the sum of experience, involuntarily amassed.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Author: Kanye West

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.
Author: Socrates

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
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An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !
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One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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