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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Author: Samuel Butler

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Author: Isaac Asimov

Life is too short for traffic.
Author: Dan Bellack

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Author: Dan Quayle

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
Author: J. Jacques

What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes