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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes