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The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Author: Martha Graham

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson

The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes