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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

He is ill clothed that is bare of virtue.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Author: Saki

He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
Author: James Thurber

He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
Author: David Guterson

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
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