Best quotes to send by SMS
W. C. Fields Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Author: W. C. Fields

Cullen Hightower Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Doris Lessing Laughter is by definition healthy.
Author: Doris Lessing

Archbishop Ireland Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
Author: Archbishop Ireland

Otto von Bismarck Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
Author: Otto von Bismarck

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
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