Best quotes to send by SMS

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Author: W. C. Fields
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Author: Cullen Hightower
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Author: Doris Lessing
Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
Author: Archbishop Ireland
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
Author: Otto von Bismarck
The best jokes to send by SMS

There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic
helmet; pull the string and
she sounds like James Earl Jones
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white
face
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed
flat
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a
battering ram
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes