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It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
Author: e e cummings

It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth.
Author: Hugh Macleod

It's always been about the experience of life and of not being passive. If something so excites my curiosty, I want to go there, be a part of whatever it is that's either pushing me or pulling me toward it. That desire for experience has made me very rich
Author: Tish Grier

It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.
Author: Jean Nidetch

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Author: Darby Conley

A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?" The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?" The first Marine replied, "I would stand very still for half an hour."
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes