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I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Author: Mark Twain

Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
Author: William Arthur Wood

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Author: A. A. Milne

I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.
Author: Angela L. Wozniak

What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. "The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I couldn't catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion; 'N' like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.' Well the Aggiess started laughing the minute the word was uttered but Harvard just smiled and prepared their short rhyme. One Harvard student stood up and for his group recited 'Through the desert all night we ride on camels walking two by two, Destination Timbuktu.' Well the crowd politely applauded - they knew the Aggies couldnt beat that and the Aggies just continued laughing throughout the whole process. One Aggie stopped giggling long enough to stand and read the team's effort. He said, 'Tim and I, a hunting went, we came upon three women in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I buk one and Timbuktu!'
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes