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If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon.
Author: Irish Proverb

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Author: Bill Lyon

My freedom will be so much the greater and more meaningful the more narrowly I limit my field of action and the more I surround myself with obstacles. Whatever diminishes constraint diminishes strength. The more constraints one imposes, the more one frees
Author: Igor Stravinsky

Man is the measure of all things.
Author: Protagoras

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes