Best Cell Phones

Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other, confidence in their integrity, confidence in their honesty, confidence in their future.
Author: Bourke Cockran

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Author: William Shakespeare

Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.
Author: Anonymous

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have.
Author: Doris Mortman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
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When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!
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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
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