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In my Father's house are many mansions.
Author: Bible

Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Wish not so much to live long as to live well.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.
Author: Confucius

With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
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