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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.
Author: Mary Hemingway

Take hold lightly; let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of felicity in love.
Author: Spanish Proverb

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savor, wherewith shall it be salted?
Author: Bible

Years ago my mother said to me, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
Author: Mary Chase

What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level
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When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise
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