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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
Author: Price Cobb

Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Author: Margaret Cho

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
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Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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