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It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
Author: Virgil

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Author: Judith Martin

It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Author: Jean Kerr

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
Author: Albert Camus

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes