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How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Author: Brooks Atkinson

In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
Author: Terence

In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
Author: Wendell Berry

In Kyudo philosophy, you don't aim--you become one with the target. Then, in fact, there's nothing to aim at. I find it works well with women, too. Give it a try.
Author: Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
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Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Why's that?" asked the other. "Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he replied.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes