Best quotes to send by SMS

In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
Author: Charles W. Eliot
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.
Author: Blaise Pascal
Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the threshold thereof.
Author: Thomas Fuller
The fact is, the old clichs work for us in abstract terms, but they never work out in real life quite the same way. Life is messy; clichs are clean and tidy.
Author: Hugh Macleod
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's another name for an assistant stable
cleaner?
A co-pile-it!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
their
horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They
have to tow the line!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both
begin a trip at the post!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes