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The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to acheive that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Author: Doug Larson

The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.
Author: John Burroughs

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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