Best Cell Phones

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
Author: Mark Twain

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Author: Anonymous

Through faith man experiences the meaning of the world; through action he is to give to it meaning.
Author: Leo Braeck

I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.
Author: Confucius

I have to live the content, then come back and write about it.
Author: Heather Armstrong

What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes