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It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way.
Author: Aristotle

In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.
Author: John Lilly

It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
Author: Jessamyn West

It is the new and different that is always most vulnerable to market research
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Author: Earl Warren

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all over me! I want a replacement!" The employee was a little confused and didn't know what to say. He finally asked her to describe the cup holder to him...he'd never heard of his company selling in-computer cup holders. So the lady went on to describe the cup holder to him. "Well, it pops out of the little box when I push a button, and it has 40x written on it..."
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Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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