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Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Author: Robert Anton Wilson

Dare to be naive.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Datings like going on a job interview. You dont know if youll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.
Author: Waiter Rant

Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until the sun grows old.
Author: George Fabricius

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
Author: A. Sachs

What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes