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I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
Author: William Blake

It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.
Author: Colette

It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.
Author: Saint Jerome

It seems to me that people have vast potential. Most people can do extraordinary things if they have the confidence or take the risks. Yet most people don't. They sit in front of the telly and treat life as if it goes on forever.
Author: Philip Adams

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
Author: Henry James

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!
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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!
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Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto
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How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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