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I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
Author: Ayn Rand

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
Author: Harry S Truman

I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to find a string of quotations which merely circle the ineffable idea I seek to express.
Author: Caldwell O'Keefe

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Author: Henny Youngman

I paint my own reality. The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes