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In Ethiopia during the famine, I saw stuff there that reorganized how I saw the world. I didn't quite know what to do about it. At a certain point, I felt God is not looking for alms. God is looking for action.
Author: Bono

In everything one must consider the end.
Author: Jean De la Fontaine

In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
Author: Nicholas Chamfort

In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.
Author: Ellen Goodman

In physics, your solution should convince a reasonable person. In math, you have to convince a person who's trying to make trouble. Ultimately, in physics, you're hoping to convince Nature. And I've found Nature to be pretty reasonable.
Author: Frank Wilczek

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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