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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Author: Margaret Cho

People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
Author: Frederick Douglass

My Karma ran over your dogma.
Author: Unknown

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Author: George Orwell

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes