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Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.
Author: Toni Cade Bambara

Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment; That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fou
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.
Author: James M. Barrie

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !
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What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
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What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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