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We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former is the one who makes great demands upon himself, and the latter who makes no demands on himself.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset

Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please.
Author: Pythagoras

We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

We don't know who we are until we see what we can do.
Author: Martha Grimes

Shared laughter creates a bond of friendships. When people laugh together, they cease to be young and old, teacher and pupils, worker and boss. They become a single group of human beings.
Author: W. Lee Grant

Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes