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It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.
Author: Lady Bird Johnson

Its really easy to complain. If youre not careful, then you end up complaining about your whole life. Concentrating on the good things is really good. Catch people doing good.
Author: Lisa Williams

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam. He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in. No sound. He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole. He listened, but there was no sound. He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, "How deep is this hole?" The farmer said, "Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?" The man, not wanting to g et the blame, said, "No." The farmer said, "Oh well. He can't get far. He was tied to a railroad beam."
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks. "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there." "Oh." A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?" By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!" And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. T he ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes