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Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress.
Author: George Eliot

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Author: Johnny Carson

It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.
Author: James Thurber

Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."
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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
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