Best quotes to send by SMS

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Author: James Thurber
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Author: Oscar Wilde
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Author: Italian Proverb
It is not every question that deserves an answer.
Author: Publilius Syrus
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Author: Pierre Beaumarchais
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach
the tide comes in!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no
one else gets sun!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and
Greenpeace threw her in!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in
hieroglyphics!!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she
fills the tub then turns on the water.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes