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My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit.
Author: Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Author: Anonymous

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.
Author: Bette Davis

My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.
Author: Britney Spears

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes