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Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Author: Graffito

Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
Author: Alexander Pope

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes