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My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself...
Author: Trieu Thi Trinh

I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.
Author: Lindsay Lohan

Nature is wont to hide herself.
Author: Heraclitus

Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires; and likewise a weighing of relative social values.
Author: Louis D. Brandeis

If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart.
Author: Arab Proverb

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !
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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."
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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
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