Best quotes to send by SMS

Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare
Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries
Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of
it's
face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
paper? - A:
RUFF!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
his legs
are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch
the
floor.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud
hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you take a really big dog out
for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes