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People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

People in general are scared to death of the war and all the exhibition have been a failure, because the rich - don't want to buy anything.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Author: Cullen Hightower

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.
Author: Lee Iacocca

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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