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I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
Author: Homer

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Author: Evan Davis

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
Author: Lily Tomlin

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
Author: Booker T. Washington

No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!
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What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
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What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
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