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In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.
Author: Lydia Sigourney

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
Author: Solon

In human life, art may arise from almost any activity, and once it does so, it is launched on a long road of exploration, invention, freedom to the limits of extravagance, interference to the point of frustration, finally discipline, controlling constant
Author: Susanne Langer

In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.
Author: Frank Wilczek

I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver.
Author: Maya Angelou

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!
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Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.
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What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes