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Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity, When I give I give myself.
Author: Walt Whitman

Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!
Author: Bible

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Believe in life! Always human beings will live and progress to greater, broader and fuller life.
Author: W. E. B. Du Bois

Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
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What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes