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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Author: William Shakespeare

Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.
Author: Moliere

Dreams are wishes your heart makes.
Author: American Proverb

Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as "suits."
Author: Paul Graham

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Author: Robert Benchley

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
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