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Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Author: Aesop

Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details.
Author: William Feather

Beware of undertaking too much at the start. Be content with quite a little. Allow for accidents. Allow for human nature, especially your own.
Author: Arnold Bennett

Beware the man of one book.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

Biography lends to death a new terror.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate. "Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes