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The people's good is the highest law.
Author: Cicero

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The postman always rings twice.
Author: James M. Cain

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
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