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Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.
Author: Bible

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Author: Socrates

I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
Author: Louise Nevelson

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Author: Oscar Levant

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes