Best quotes to send by SMS
James Russell Lowell Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
Author: James Russell Lowell

William Shakespeare What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.
Author: William Shakespeare

Cindy Gardner What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Author: Cindy Gardner

Bible Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.
Author: Bible

Henry David Thoreau When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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Computer jokes Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Computer jokes Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
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Computer jokes Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Aardvark jokes What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes