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Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

If writers stopped writing about what happened to them, then there would be a lot of empty pages.
Author: Elaine Liner

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Author: W. C. Fields

Never confuse movement with action.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes