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We shall support whatever the enemy opposes and oppose whatever the enemy supports.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.
Author: Seneca

We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
Author: Publilius Syrus

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.
Author: Alan Bennett

Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Author: Antoinette Brown Blackwell

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !
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If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you d id for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied," think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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