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I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Author: Herbert Rappaport

Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
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Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
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When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I?
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Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. "I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "I don't know any of them." "I feel the same way," the second man said. "Only I know them all."
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Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.
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