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Best quotes to send by SMS
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.Author: Peter De Vries
If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now.Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.Author: Bruce Barton
If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it.Author: Frank Tyger
If you can't do what you want, do what you can.Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost
in a
telephone booth.This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and
everybody thought there was an earthquake.This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like
she's wearing a fat necklace !!This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so stupid that she
burned down
the house with a CD burner.This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
arms
because she covers two time zones.This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes