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It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one likes and say what one thinks.Author: Cornelius Tacitus
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.Author: Augusten Burroughs
It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.Author: Eric Hoffer
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.Author: Edith Nesbitt
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.Author: Bill Cosby
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Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What command does the aardvark give most often
when he sails?
Snout about!This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What do you call a thick-skinned
aardvark?
A hardvark!This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes