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Best quotes to send by SMS
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.Author: Kin Hubbard
No one can wear a mask for very long.Author: Seneca
No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.Author: African Proverb
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast
To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.Author: William Congreve
Man is what he eats.Author: Ludwig Feuerbach
The best jokes to send by SMS
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
stick.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
If you crossed a cow
with a goat, what would
you get?
Half and half!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo
York!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
That bull you sold
me is a lazy
good-for-nothing!
I told you he was a bum steer!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody BluesThis is the joke from a category: Cow jokes