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Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
Author: Alexander Pope

Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Author: Evan Davis

Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
Author: Sean Stewart

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes