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I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
Author: Agatha Christie

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Author: George Burns

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
Author: Carl Sagan

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.
Author: Dr. Seuss

I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
Author: Ayn Rand

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
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Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.
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Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
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Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes